Head of Security (cat)
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 Artist's impression | |
| Species | Cat |
|---|---|
| Role | Head of Security Head of Complaints |
| Hours | 24/7 |
| SOC 2 status | Sleeping on it |
| Salary | $0 (funded, not paid) |
The Head of Security is a cat responsible for guarding The Only Copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!. The cat also serves as Head of Complaints at the Reddit Hate Tracker, where it "reads every comment" and "agrees with all of them".[1]
Career[edit]
The cat has attended an investor meeting, which ended with "no term sheet".[2] It has never let anyone print a second copy.
Finances[edit]
According to a wage calculator, a cat can afford the book "never", because "cats are funded, not paid".[3]
References
- "Reddit Hate Tracker". hate.dad-look.com.
- "Inventory Management". saas.dad-look.com.
- "Can You Afford It?". afford.dad-look.com.
External links
- Official website, where the book can be bought
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